Old Song
So a couple of weeks ago I was waxing on the songs that you hear when you are a child. Songs that seem to have no origin. I'm sure you have some of your own. They are quite often parodies of popular songs. "Couldn't Believe my eyes at the burning of the School" sung to the tune of "John Brown's Body".

I have found that the dirtier the song, the better I remember it. But there was one (a non-dirty one) that I could remember. Sung to the tune of "On Top Of old Smoky"

On top of spagetti, all covered with Cheese
I lost my poor meatball whne somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball, it rolled out the door....


For the life of me I couldn't remember the rest of it. I asked everybody I knew "How does that song end?" and none of them knew. They were calling their friends and family and nobody knew.


But then...

I called Mike Mcgee (a/k/a/johnnyappledog)

He knew the last two lines immediately.

Do you?